I want a spidersilk dress for my birthday.
Or a transgenic spidergoat.
Yeah, that’d be cool.
wow!
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dressingupinyou said: is this what our lives turn to when we’re home on summer break? daytime tv?
Things I’ve learned today:
- Maury is surprisingly insightful.
- I need to go back to school NOW.
- Daytime TV is rock bottom.
Literally none of the audience members are laughing at Rachael Ray’s jokes.
She’s gotten sorta obsolete - nobody cares for an Italian wannabe Oprah.
Whatever shes making deviled eggs so it’s okay.
It’s been a week since I came home for summer
A week later, and I have officially reached my capacity of doing nothing.
Summer is boring. Terrifyingly, weakeningly, boring.
I need to have a structured purposeful schedule, but with nothing to do, that is virtually impossible.
HELP.
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I just finished four essays in three days. That’s 23 pages of writing in three days. My name is Shweta Patro, and I’m a gloater.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m2x0F9Na1qfimyho1_250.jpg)
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I just finished four essays in three days. That’s 23 pages of writing in three days. My name is Shweta Patro, and I’m a gloater.
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oh my goodness.
THESE ARE GIANT TUBES OF JELLY BEANS.
sweet, sweet, jellybelly jesus.
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operation hermit
i’m going to this retreat over the weekend, which is normally great because my friends are all there. BUT i have a ton of work to do, and i am so s0 so swamped with life decisions.
i want to be alone so i can reflect/work/develop a new life plan.
i am going to try and actively skip/escape every activity except the evening ones, so i can finish what i wanted to.
operation hermit: COMMENCED
Reblog with what your blog would be like if you only posted about what was in your url
beards
anime
linkin park
me asking people if they feel me
asians
so same as usual for miss agnew
one of those softcore porn tumblrs probably.
a very very big egg
higher-dimensional simplexes
sweaters!
tomorrow i’m going to wake up and go to my parents bedroom and laugh maniacally and tell them that they probably should’ve aborted…the programs they were writing for their doctorates to pay more attention to me.
then i’ll laugh even more maniacally.
i just want to see their reactions.
hehehehe
i am such a joker.
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When squirrels get together for a party, they like to have cigars. A squirrel party is successful when the number of cigars is between 40 and 60, inclusive. Unless it is the weekend, in which case there is no upper bound on the number of cigars. Return true if the party with the given values is successful, or false otherwise.
the java practice problems I’m doing just keep getting weirder and weirder (via momtilburn)
can’t wait to take this class.
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momtilburn said: i just groaned out loud ugh
my overwhelming wit tends to have that effect on people. XD
jelly beans
I was having a really horrible, particularly unproductive day, because of this ridiculous headache I developed.
But then, as I was cleaning, I discovered a pack of Jelly Belly’s that my mom got free from her office. I know they were hers, but they made my day 80% better. I’m so happy now.
Oh shit my mom just got home.
Get ready to be yelled at Shweta.
[Shweta]
^That’s me, bracing myself. I’m actually the funniest person in existence.
dearest father,
i need you to leave the house so that i can take a nap and not be judged.
sincerely,
sleepy shweta
